Some Cute Stuff.......

A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?'Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'
'Did God send you, too?' asked the child
'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.
'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted.
'He sent them also,' the mother said.
'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.
'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.
'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here.'



Little Morris returning home from his first day at school and asked his

mother, "What's sex?"His mother, who believed in all the most modern

educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of

the hard to explain subject...to a six year old.

When she had finished, Little Morris produced an enrollment form which he

had brought home from school and said,
...."Yes Mommy, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?